After watching and thoroughly enjoying Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys I thought it might be fun to share some of the remarks I’ve received over the past year or so (oh God, it’s only been about 18 months. Imagine the bucketfuls of original insights looming at the horizon). But I’m not one for making videos, and furthermore, I’m currently in the middle of assignment stress. So what I’ll do is, I’ll just make a start on the list here, and everyone can copy and add and remark, and perhaps someone else will at one point like to take it to the next level?
‘But you have a boyfriend.’
‘Don’t you have a boyfriend, though?’
‘Oh that’s weird, ’cause I thought you had a boyfriend.’
‘How does your boyfriend feel about that?’
F: ‘So, would you fancy me?’
‘So what do you like better, girls or guys?’
M: ‘You’ve just never been with the right guy.’
‘Yeah okay, but who do you like more?’
‘You know what, this annoys me. Lately I’ve been meeting girls all over the place who say: “Oh yeah, I’m bisexual,” but then they still have a boyfriend.’
‘So how are you bisexual?’
‘How old are you? Yeah, that’s a phase.’
‘Oh fun, I have never met any gay people before!’
‘Wow! That’s amazing! So, when you go out, you have like a 100% chance of hooking up!’
‘You mean you’re pansexual.’
‘You mean you’re a lesbian.’
‘You mean you’re bicurious.’
‘But have you ever been in a relationship with a girl.’
‘Alright, alright, but how do you know?’
‘I still think you’re straight.’
‘So you’re like a wanna-be-lesbian?’
‘But, you say you have a boyfriend, so.. How does that even work?’
‘Well yeah, of course deep down, we’re all inherently bisexual. But if you’re really honest, there’s always one (ed.: gender) you prefer.’
‘So you can just sleep with… .. … EVERYBODY!’
‘That has to be so hard.’
‘That has to be so easy.’
